No forgetting it.

Like, ever. At all. Not allowed.

…so take that, horrible, terrible memory.

And now we return you to your regularly scheduled blog.

*ahem* Anyway.

So it’s been a while since I’ve actually done any major theory crafting, but there are some… interesting… bits of news out there that I just can’t pass up. One is that, at some point, Hunters still want to stack Armor Penetration; the other is that Rowan’s Rifle of Silver Bullets, a tanking gun, is essentially BiS for Beast Master Hunters until something better than a 264 ilevel gun/bow/crossbow drops in a raid. A 25-man raid. I also thought I should revisit buff food, since that seems to change every patch as well.

Well. I doubt I’ll get pugged into many 25s as BM, so I guess I better look at this Rifle. Besides, it’s a gun.

First things first though. I wanted to know if I should be gemming ArPen at this very moment. So I jumped over to Zeherah’s Hunter Spreadsheet of Awesome and loaded Xanthelei up. I didn’t drop any raiding buffs since I don’t know what I’ll have (and I figure, probably wrongly, that any added buff is just more dps in the bank), but I did add food and flask. And of course put in a 2000 ms buffer since actual ms is anywhere from 1800 to 2000. Yes, I’m still on satellite.

Fish Feast (80 AP): 3700.26
Blackened Dragonfin (40 Agi): 3699.09 (-1.17)
Hearty Rhino (40 ArPen): 3692.69 (-7.57)

Good to know I don’t have to start bringing my own food to the party. This also gives me a baseline of what I do now, 3700.26 DPS, which I feel is fairly accurate. Now let’s play around and see what happens if, say, I start trying to match socket bonuses by dropping in some green or orange gems for my +8 or more AP sockets:

With All AP Gems: 3700.26
Matching Socket Bonuses with AP / AP and Crit: 3699.83 (-0.43) / 3697.86 (-2.4)
Matching Socket Bonuses Only Worth +12: 3702.98 (+2.72)

Matching my lone +12 AP socket bonus nets me almost 3 DPS – which surprised me actually, but I’ll go with it. So that change is now going baseline for the spreadsheet, and we continue on with a new baseline theoretical DPS of 3702.98. And do please keep in mind, this is very, very theoretical.

Next I want to look at that Rifle. It’s the most likely thing to make a difference in my DPS, and I have to say it intrigues the hell out of me. I can’t remember a time Hunters actually seriously considered a tanking ranged weapon as a gear *upgrade* short of adding stam for pet tanking. So let’s take a look, shall we?

Njordnar Bone Bow: 3702.98
Rowan’s Rifle of Silver Bullets: 3773.62 (+70.64)

Holy… ‘Scuse me one sec, I have a robot to visit in Dalaran. And a few DPS tests to do on a dummy in Darnasus.

Brb in a few days, mkay?

If you want the story for the first time, suffice to say I was left out of a continuation of ICC 10 after clearing only the first wing, ie, the stuff we had on farm. This opened me up to suggestions by Ithrean that ended with me spending money on not just a server transfer, but a faction change. That’s a nice chunk of change. And I did it on the PROMISE from him that I would be in the raid group he and 3 others were starting. It never materialized and I have, to date, raided three times on Mok since the transfer. Twice I was a guildie-pug. Brought in after someone else left.

“Oh that’s ok, there’s too much drama here anyway, we’ll make our own guild!”

And now he’s left for another server entirely. And isn’t coming back.

At this point I decided “Fuck it. I wonder if Ior still wants to make a guild on Suramar.” Because apparently if you want to do something, you have to shove everyone in that direction your own fucking self. And take no promises.

Small warning: I’m pissed at the moment. Hrm, maybe I should have said that right away…

Anyway, Ior does, and so we have committed to getting a baby-Cata guild started. We have founded the guild and are hammering out details; I play Guild-Master-Who-Kicks-Behinds and he plays Webmaster-And-Nice-Guy. He’s leveling his baby priest and I’m leveling Xanth 2.0… and wondering if I shouldn’t just give in and drop the coin for yet another server transfer and faction change. The only thing stopping me, honestly, is that would leave Adu alone on WRA, and I at least do NOT abandon friends.

If she wants to raid, I will be there. I can’t raid lead, (no, seriously, I have near nervous breakdowns when I try) but I can Hunter-class lead and I can pour hate down boss-maws. And she’ll have me at least until Cataclysm hits.

But at the same time, I’ve reached a point where my Bullshit saturation has peaked. I simply refuse to leave my WoW life in other peoples’ hands anymore. I’ve done that from day one, and it saw me riding on my best friend’s coattails into raiding guilds, seeing Kara runs break down because no one had the balls to tell people to STFU or GTFO, had me sidelined multiple times, and cost me some Wrath raiding content.

No. Fucking. More.

The world is exploding soon. I am exploding now.

Y’know, assuming Acti-Blizzard doesn’t fuck up (more) with the whole RealID thing. (That thread, as of writing this, is up to 2134 PAGES and over 38,000 posts.)

I’m basing this off of what BRK shows us in his final Baby Hunter Pet Movie (love the look of the Nelf pet) regarding the Goblin starter area. Go watch, he’s a blast to listen to and he shows off the starter area near the end. Now, it’s not so much that the more I see of the Worgen, the more I’m disillusioned with them, but rather the fact that Goblins are the ULTIMATE Engineer.

They get rocket-boot-jump as a racial. Yeah. And a car for the starting area. That only works on a road that runs throughout the starting area.

I… I’m sorry, but that’s just awesome. Awesome enough to make me go full Horde.

Secondly, I stumbled across a link to the most epic open letter to Blizzard ever regarding RealID and what World of Warcraft is really about. Well worth the read!

And last but not least, a bit of a review for the World of Warcraft wired headset by Creative. I’ma say, don’t buy one, seriously. The thing is epic quality sound, but only when it works, and boy does it have bugs! If I have the management program for it running, I end up sounding like Megaman half the time in vent (that is, by the way, my new name it seems. Eh, better than some of the other nicknames my TTH friends have bestowed in the past). Worse, it currently is malfunctioning to the point of acting like I’m plugging it in, then unplugging it, every five seconds. It’s a USB headset, you see, and I think something’s wrong with the cord for it.

Once I’m done downloading Trillian, I’ma find a support number if I can and call Creative to see what’s up with this. Then call Best Buy and see if 1) I can get a new cord for it there, or 2) if I can’t, run out to Fred Meyers and get a $20 headset that will last for a year.

Really, really sad when all the stuff that comes with the “World of Warcraft” name attached to it ends up sucking…

And now the thread is at 2139 pages and 38,115 posts. Epic fail, Blizz. Epic fail.

Dohoho -

This isn’t the only interesting news to come out today.

http://www.wow.com/2010/06/security-flaw-allows-addons-to-expose-full-real-life-names-witho/

Apparently there are select of certain addons you can use to find out people’s names NOW, before the forum conversion.

Step 1: get a trial account, and addon that lets you use this exploit in aformentioned article.

Step 2: Go to google and get the person’s information that would normally need for billing support (ie, address, phone number, etc)

Step 3: Call blizzard billing and tell them you lost your login information

Step 4: Attempt to login, find out that they have an authenticator.

Step 5: call Billing again, give them the billing information again and ask them to take the authenticator off the account.

Step 6: login

Step 7: ??????????

Step 8: Profit!

….

Fuck it. I’m turning RealID off.

Most people saying they don’t mind and “well you don’t have to post” are forgetting something very, very important. The Technical and Customer Support forums. People go there for help when their accounts are hacked, or WoW crashes every 5 seconds, or something else is keeping them from playing the game. This is the ONLY form of customer service Blizzard really has, because Billing has a minimum 15 minute wait time for everyone (in my experience, anyway, and I’ve called a few times recently). It’s often faster to post on the forums for help than wait for Billing to open, then wait for someone to be available, then wait for them to look up info and talk to supervisors and specialists and whatnot. And as far as I’m aware, there isn’t a tech support hotline for people to call.

So what is a person supposed to do? Ask a friend who doesn’t care to post instead? Give up any hope of keeping their personal and work lives separate? Stop playing for fear that a singular post will bring their stalker, or ex, or person with restraining order, or estranged family members into the game to harass them?

No. Just fucking NO, Blizzard.

Honestly, if I could think of a decent way to stay in touch with my Suramar friends other than RealID, I’d go turn the goddamned thing off. I’m tempted to anyway, to be honest.

*cough* Anyway.

One of the links eventually led me to see BRK is back, (YAY!) even if it’s temporary, (BOO!) and he hasn’t lost his knack at writing. Seriously, even if you never read his blog during the Burning Crusade, go read. This is the guy who taught me everything I know about Huntering, including my die-hard love of Beast Mastery.

On a more serious note though, my OCD, Must-Click-Everything-ness has led me to Warcraft Hunter’s Union. Seriously, how did I not know about this before!? I have, sadly, been slacking on keeping up-to-date on Huntery things. Interestingly enough, it seems they did some testing on BM raiding (one of very few that would, I’m sure) and have come up with a raiding spec. It’s… not quite what I expected, but I’m flexible. And willing to admit when I’m wrong. (It’s also fairly old, and I’ve gone through over 40 pages of posts, starting with the most recent, without seeing another.)

I have a few talent points used up that focus specifically on making me less squishy, with the thought “Hey, I lag and thus stand in fire longer than I should – let’s help the healers out!” I might even modify their spec a bit, simply because this is still a reality for me, but I had lost sight of what I really should focus on: DPS. I wrote some talents off based on preconceived notions (I’m looking at you, Catlike Reflexes), and others I passed over because of a nearby talent that offered more survivability.

But, looking back, I realize that I haven’t really had much issue with surviving. My issue has been with DPS. Apparently, I’m far, far behind where I should be – I blame my lack of keeping up-to-date on my lack of knowing this was an issue – and… that doesn’t sit well with me. Like at all. I got complacent, always sitting near the top of the DPS meters in TTH, and oddly enough in my few raids on WRA. I figured it was “good enough.” But the day “good enough” cuts it for me will be the day raiding no longer has any meaning for me. It’s not “good enough” that I’ve seen General Vezax die but not Yogg-Saron. It’s not “good enough” that I’ve killed Sarth with no drakes up. And it’s not “good enough” that I’ve killed Leftergut and Rightface but never seen Putricide. These things *bug* me. So… sub-standard DPS needs to bug me too.

It’s not that I’m bothered by my DPS being ganked by latency. Some DPS loss is inevitable, and those I raid with and want to raid with understand that. But that it’s below what I COULD be pulling? Because I’m being LAZY? And worse, I’ve let BC prejudices get in the way of learning what I actually need, stat-wise. For all of Wrath, I’ve been shunning ArmorPen and Haste both like the plague and stacking straight Attack Power. Not once did I bother to look up the magic number at which either is useful/worthless – because “I’ve never needed either before” and “ArmPen got nerfed a while back, it’s useless now.” Nor have I checked to make sure AP really is still tops for gems.

/shameface

It’ll be a while, about a week they say, before I have all my gear back. But in the meantime I can at least relearn what I thought I knew. I can rededicate myself to breaking the stereotype that people with lag can’t raid. Or that BM Hunters can’t raid.

You see, I found out late last night my account was hacked. But I’m getting a bit ahead of myself; let me set the stage for you.

I sat down to log in and run a few random dailies around 8 PM Pacific Standard, and was surprised to see my login screen ask for an Authenticator code. I’d put off getting one for months at this point, so either Blizz had become psychic and was confusing the future with the present, or someone had added the thing while I wasn’t looking. I’m cynical, and quickly decided it was the latter.

My first task was, of course, to try to get in touch with my guild leaders. Adu was on MSN, so she got the heads up first, and started the process of demotion and checking what was missing. Sadly, I’m Raid Assist for TL, and they had access to everything of worth – all our flasks, fish feasts, enchanting mats, and a goodly number of pre-heroic blues were gone. And we were supposed to raid tonight, the first time in TL, with Kyrem as off-tank. It’s not looking good even now.

While Adu put in the ticket to try to get them back, I shot an email off to Babsy, my Alliance leader. Thankfully all my Alliance toons are much lower on the totem pole – mere Members – so not as much was missing. Oddly enough they didn’t even touch the epic gem tab, though most of my toons likely had access to it at the time. Babsy jumps into Vent with me and we chat while she spams the guild with demotions, puts out a ticket, and attempts to make me feel like it’s not my fault. Vain attempts, to be sure, but at least she tried, right?

At this point I have done everything I personally can; reset my password to a random, face-rolled 16-digit affair that I had to physically write down, put up a forum post, and notified everyone. I start to wonder just *how* in the bloody *hell* someone got my log in information. I don’t really do a ton on my computer. I play WoW and talk on Vent, obviously, watch Youtube videos, read some web comics, check email, and occasionally I even post something here. But that’s it. So I begin the download for Avast! and Webroot to see if either can spot anything, sure it has to be either brute force hacking or some compromise on Blizzard’s end.

Lo and behold, it really is my fault, and I even know how. When I upgraded to Windows 7, I was told to try the Chrome browser because “zomg it’s awesome”. I found it on par with FireFox and, being lazy, never bothered to change over. I had Chrome all set up, after all, and supposedly it’s got all these safety features, right? Well, there’s something FireFox has that Chrome *doesn’t*: NoScript. It’s a tiny addon that simply blocks scripts of any sort from loading, and malware/spyware can only run in scripts. Basic HTML isn’t sophisticated enough to keylog a damn thing, I’m told. So NoScript, something I advocated strongly for my parent’s computer, was the missing link in my casual security, and it proved a fatal flaw.

In the past 24 hours I’ve searched high and low and found quite a few ideas for improving account security. Some are possibly overboard, but until my authenticator arrives in the mail I’m going to follow *all* of them. I don’t feel like going through this again.

Things You Can Do to Not Be A Hacked Slacker:

1) Make your Battle.net email unique. Don’t use your regular email for this, because if your email becomes compromised, so will your Battle.net account. That means *every* game you play that is linked to it, WoW, Diablo, Starcraft… everything. If you use a unique email, though, and don’t sign up for anything other than Battle.net with it, this likelihood decreases, as well as any chance at phishing emails.

2) Use all 16 digits for your password. Sure, it’s a hassle. No, you probably won’t be able to remember it off the top of your head. But it’s much harder to guess 16 numbers and letters in a specific combination than “loludumhakr1337″. (And no, that’s never been a password for me. Nice try though.) Similarily, don’t use leetspeak. I did, for a long time, but have since changed all my passwords to mumbo-jumbo. If it’s decipherable in any sense, it’s not that secure.

3) Get an Authenticator. It’s $6.99 with Washington state tax, so, what… up to $8 if you have a high sales tax? Maybe? If you can scrape together $15 a month, $8 should be nothing. Skip a month if you have to, just get one. No, it’s not foolproof, but it’s probably the closest WoW accounts will ever get to fully secure.

4) Scan your computer for malware, trojans, spyware, and the like every week. I’ve set Webroot up to scan while I’m at work on Saturdays, but you can just as easily have it scan during Tuesday maintenance. Just because I’m a lazy-ass slacker Huntard doesn’t mean you have to be too. In the past I’ve used Avast!, Spybot: Search & Destroy, and AVGFree in tandem and they seemed to catch pretty much everything between them. Best of all, they’re all free. Now I’m using Avast! and Webroot and may add Spybot, though Webroot seems to catch what Spybot covered.

5) Turn on Parental Controls and lock your account when you aren’t playing. This is veering towards paranoid, but think about it. If the hacker can’t simply log into your account, how likely are they to think to check your parental controls? It’s a matter of minutes to turn this feature off and on and one more deterrent never hurt anything.

6) Get FireFox, install the NoScript addon, and be stingy with what scripts you allow to run. It’s fairly easy to tell what scripts aren’t necessary for the website to run perfectly. Currently on this WordPress page I have quantserve.com blocked – a known tracking cookie and one of the ones Webroot found and flagged. I checked a few of my web comics just for luls and found most have up to 3-4 of these scripts currently blocked. The comics and sites probably don’t even know about the potential problem, since these are linked to the flash ads, but that just means you have to defend yourself.

I sincerely hope no one reading this has to go through having their account hacked just to start being smart about security. It sucks having to admit it, but I did this to myself – and in tandem, to both my guilds. TTH might not be affected very badly by it, but TL might not get to raid this week, and that’s my fault. I’d rather post my story, and the things I’ve learned, and look like an idiot than hear of others in the same position.

I really don’t know what the problem is. When I tank, I don’t stand in fiery shit. When I’m playing Mok, I don’t stand in fiery shit, nor do I tend to let my pets stand in it. Yet when I try to Ret dps, I… do. It’s frustrating and while I don’t mind my friend tanking while another heals, I’m half waiting for them both to pat me on the head and send me to the bench, or ask me to bring the hunter instead.

And maybe I’m way off on this. Maybe my expectations of myself are too high. It’s possible. I pride myself on knowing my shit on Mok, as well as pulling high DPS through high latency. So… when I get to learn a new class that is *totally* different, the lag is both more noticeable to me, and more dangerous. I don’t have my escapes on reflex. I don’t really know what button should be pushed next. I haven’t learned how latency affects the priority, and there’s a few more utility buttons than I’m used to on my bars.

So… Meh. Maybe I suck. Maybe I’m a scrub. Maybe I’m just new and impatient. I do know I’m frustrated, and it won’t change any time soon… I’m gearing Prot, not Ret.